Boo's Unapology

An unapologetic, apology from Boo Boo.This past Sunday April 6th 2008, the coffee club was cancelled by N at my request due to a serious medical condition I suffered with from Saturday evening till approximately Sunday noon and no, contrary to popular beliefs, it was not "Brain Damage", how do I know it was not dain bramage ? because that has always been a pre-existing condition with me from early child hood. It was much more serious, it was a pinched nerve in my lower back causing severe pain in my back and legs thus causing a total painful & sleepless Saturday night. At the same time the coffee club would have been in full swing, I was at my Doctor's office getting some much needed relief by his magical, and well trained hands. He said I would now be fine after the swelling went down. It happened just like he said, my entire painful ordeal vanished. I really did not notice exactly when the swelling disappeared, but it was somewhere between the infamous BBQ Kitchen and home.We all know and understand that you can get a pretty decent cup of Jo most anywhere, however, there are very special ingredients that you can get "ONLY" at the real coffee club, let me explain.I still remember and will never forget the first letter ofreprimand given to our (very precious and very own) Moe Moe when she accidentally cancelled a coffee club meeting some time back. This (first of many) letter's of reprimand to Moe Moe was written by our own re re and went something like this: "When we miss a coffee club meeting for any reason at all, it creates many terrible side effects such as a lack of hanging out with some pretty wonderful folks, lack of lots of good ole Hugs, a lack of Those famous, Moe Moe style, slobbering Kisses and bunches and bunches of knee slapping laughs". These are what I now refer to as the coffee club "side effects" or in short, "sides". For causing everyone to miss out on so many wonderful sides, although it was certainly not intentionally, I do apologize, so therefore, I have come up with a very cool solution.To all our regular (& wonderful)members, too wonderful not to mention each by name: Willie Frank aka Papa Rouse (our famous traveler & currently longest distance full time member), Alice aka Ippie Terrell (The one with the most frequent repair shop travel points), Jerry aka Uncle Dunk (The one that is starting to discuss retirement benefits from his very large & famous paper/mail delivery business), Sylvia aka Moe Moe (????? Moe Moe, all I can say to you right now is just to sit down, shut up & I will get back to you, when I have time to sit down & write a novel or two), Kim aka Miss Tim (Our own coordinating coordinator that keeps all our creative juices flowing also our dedicated bookkeeper & the very one responsible for our cool Webb presence & noted she always gives up, I think, too much of her rest time to make all this happen,--WHAT A GAL!!!) Hein aka Ding Ding (The one you may see down on a country dirt road driving a left handed jeep running from this huge cloud of dust & if you could see her rear bumper, you would see a bumper sticker that reads:"MAIL & HELL ON WHEELS" on one side & "EAT MY DUST" on the other side. Now about her faithful side companion Tonto, oops!!!! I mean Wicky, I mean Ricky aka re re (The only person you will ever see that goes to bed everynight with a pen in his hand just in case he dreams of a sales contract, he will make sure it gets signed. And of course, last but no means least, our very own precious little N aka N.(The very one who always makes sure everyone has plenty of that goooood ole Jo & each coffee club meeting goes off without a hitch, because she is without a doubt, the hostess with mostess little feet. The next time you show up at the coffee club preceded by a cancelled coffee club and you somehow feel slighted or cheated & when your first cup of Jo is offered up, just say: "I WOULD LIKE EXTRA SIDES WITH THAT PLEASE" !!!!!!!Will go for now but remember:"HAPPY TRAILS TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU --- UNTIL WE EAT AGAIN".Boo Boo aka Boo Boo (The one with the pinched brain that has the nerve to write such as this.)
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